Flu!

I have the regular flu (not the swine one) -- fever, chills, light sensitivity (which I thought was a symptom of vampirism, but John assures me that no, just flu), the whole lot.

Clearly, there is only one appropriate response: I've spend the entire day playing Pandemic 2, all while muttering under my breath "if I have to be sick, everybody has to be sick." Sadly, only the part about the audible muttering is made up. (Also, I am totally moving to Madagascar, since I cannot infect it, try as I might. What the hell, Malagasy? Why do you always close your ports just when I start to up the symptom severity?)